UPDATE:

If a wound is large and filled with "juice" and you sit on said wound, do you know what you get? Well, in our house it is Kelsey's hiney and it's blood squirting across the room at a distance of 8 - 9 feet.

We were bleeding all over the place and rushed to the hospital to see if he'd ripped a stitch. He had two spots where the skin kinda puckered and created small openings. A bit of lidocaine and two stitches later, we're back to being all sealed up.

I'm going to get some pictures on here (for those of you who aren't queasy) and you can see that when I say it's huge, I'm not telling a tale.

Til then,

Cody